Elliotttt!!  How are youuuu??

Actually, yessss!!  I used to date a girl named Tea Potttt.  I almost asked her to marry me, in factttt!!  But we broke up because she moved awayyyy….  I can’t say I don’t miss her, but I’m over her and I hope she’s doing goodddd!!

Thissss….  This tastes kinda grosssss….  No offence, thoughhhh.

Okkkk!  Where’s the beerrrr?

Sureeee!  How do we get drunkkkk?

suicidaloctopus:

GUYS

Well once I was on this shelf with some friends, and cereal was in the other roommmm.  We had just told him we were going to be quite so he could sleep, and *snicker* sack fell off of the *snicker* shelf, and he landed with this big thud, and then *giggle* cereal was yelling so hard and we were all laughing, and then sack just *giggle* just *giggle* just was like “ouch”, and, and, just the way he said it, was just so *giggle* hilarioussss…….  I’m sorry, am I babbling? 

No, I didn’t knowwww!!  Where is this coming frommmm??  What is making me a starrrr??  I’m so excited, I don’t even know what’s going onnnn!!  What’s going onnnn??

He smells nastyyyy!!

Sure you areeee!!