Elliotttt!! How are youuuu??
Actually, yessss!! I used to date a girl named Tea Potttt. I almost asked her to marry me, in factttt!! But we broke up because she moved awayyyy…. I can’t say I don’t miss her, but I’m over her and I hope she’s doing goodddd!!
Thissss…. This tastes kinda grosssss…. No offence, thoughhhh.
Okkkk! Where’s the beerrrr?
Sureeee! How do we get drunkkkk?
Well once I was on this shelf with some friends, and cereal was in the other roommmm. We had just told him we were going to be quite so he could sleep, and *snicker* sack fell off of the *snicker* shelf, and he landed with this big thud, and then *giggle* cereal was yelling so hard and we were all laughing, and then sack just *giggle* just *giggle* just was like “ouch”, and, and, just the way he said it, was just so *giggle* hilarioussss……. I’m sorry, am I babbling?
No, I didn’t knowwww!! Where is this coming frommmm?? What is making me a starrrr?? I’m so excited, I don’t even know what’s going onnnn!! What’s going onnnn??
He smells nastyyyy!!
Sure you areeee!!